Masterbation Name Game

[Coach Knight]

I know there are a million Smut games that we are all trying to keep up with, but here's another ...

Names or phrases for masterbation.

I'll start.


PULLING THE GOALIE:redghost:

[GermanSteve]

jerking off

[Coach Knight]

Polishing the Bishop

[skipthisone]

bobbing the knob

[Prophet Reality]

Choking the chicken

[Lilith]

Submitted in Ophelia's absence~~~~~~

Flicking the bean:):D:p

[Coach Knight]

Making the one-eyed worm cry

[Aqua]

Interrogating the prisoner

[Sharni]

Rocking the little man in the boat

[Aqua]

Waxing the dolphin

[Irish]

Finally;something concerning;one of my favorite passtimes;
Hand Job Irish
P.S.Practice makes perfect!

[Aqua]

Jerkin' your gherkin

[Lilith]

pulling the purple seahorse ...that one is just when aqua does it :D:D:D

[skipthisone]

slithering up the snake

[Coach Knight]

Boppin' the Bologna

[Irish]

There;was a young lad named Durkin
Who was;always jerkin his gerkin
His Father said:"Durkin;Stop jerkin your gerkin
Your gerkins for furkin;not jerkin!
Irish
P.S.Don't blame me.Mispent youth.

[dicksbro]

local-motion

[Scarecrow]

beaten the meat

[StrngSilentType]

walking the dog

taking five

cleaning the arteries

polishing my boots

one man band

aerobics

saying hello to peter

shaking hands with my friend

self medicating

making mr johanson and the dumbrowski twins earn their keep

"the usual"

[jay]

takin care of bidness

[Mercury_Maniac]

polishing the porpose

[Mercury_Maniac]

*Going Blind*

[Coach Knight]

Pulling the Taffy

[lixnlix69]

Waxing the carrot

Pulling the pud

Pounding the pud

Spankin the monkey

Date with Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters

Crankin and Wankin

Moaning alone cause no one is home

Launching the rocket

Blind date

Passion pull

Flogging the stone bologna

Geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz!!......I have a million of um and don't ya know.........I have amnesia now! I wonder if that is a side effect of "Wettin the Woozle"????

Mrs. Lix...........(teehee)

P.S. I noticed that StrngSilentType and I have had a lot to think about!.........OMGGGGGG! I need to get a life or write a book!

[vampeyes]

slapping the salami

seeing 'Palm'ala anderson or mrs michigan

pounding the pud

[Coach Knight]

Clobbin' the Kialbasa

[nikanik]

Teasing the Kitty

Taking a trip to the Kit Kat club

Playing the Clitmonica

Self exploration

[Clint]

Making a date with THUMBalina and her four friends :)

[Bardog]

A female friend of mine refers to it as
Polishing my fingernails

[Clint]

My ex-girlfriend called it:

"Making my pussy purr."

[Coach Knight]

Boxing the Clown

[sadora]

strokin'

[Clint]

Floggin' the log :)

[dicksbro]

Coaxing the cum :)

Fingerin' the folds :)

[Clint]

For all the ladies:

Diddling the Doorway (Forgot where I heard this one) :)

[THC]

finger-banging for the ladies

and

i gotta straighten something out for the fellas

[BigDanRTW]

gettin head from HANDgela

[jjjjbo]

spanking the monkey

[Clint]

For the Ladies:

Double clicking the mouse :D

[Iam2evil]

See now y'all know why in the 50's a girls excuse not to go on a date was cause she was "washing her hair"

[Irish]

This would ;probably;make no sense to the younger members.At
;my age;you can really see;how the acceptance;of things has changed.When I was going out with my future wife;in the early
'60s;we would engage in mutual masturbation;almost every day.
I was in the service then;and when I went back to my room;I would;usually;masturbate again;reliving ;previous events in my head!I never told my girlfriend(now wife).We never discussed
individual masturbation.You were a "pervert";if you did THAT.Female masturbation;was never admitted.Only loose girls
did that.Above all;you or the girl;never told anyone else.You thought;that;you were the only one that indulged.After; we were
married;my wife told me that she did so almost nightly.The younger members wouldn't understand how;taboo;that act was
looked upon!My wife told me that the girls;used to joke;among
themselves;about boys doing it but it was something that females
never did;How times change!!(For the better) Irish

[PantyFanatic]

I understand what you are saying about the changes that have taken place over time. I know what things were like back then:rolleyes:. Except for one thing:confused: ………. How the fuck did you get “your” room? The barracks I was in had 25 – 50 guys per “room”.:mad:

[PantyFanatic]

This should go here even though it’s a re-post of CHOKING the CHICKEN that was inspired by a MYSTERY lady from Pixies!

[Clint]

Pantyfanatic.........what exactly, besides the dick, is that? *LOL* :)

[PantyFanatic]

Actually was just a couple Avery colored dot stickers. It was done rather spontaneously when Lilith was harassing me on another thread a few months ago.

[Mercury_Maniac]

pounding the pud

[Mercury_Maniac]

polishing the rocket

one man band

playing the skin flute

wringing out your rope

beating the bishop

spank the frank

wrestling the eel

paddle the pickle

shooting puddy at the moon

[Nikki]

Polishing the pearl........

[huskie]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!

i have three that i didnt see in there... i thought it was going to be impossible.

White water wristing

and

The five knuckle shuffle

and

whacking kojak.

HERE HERE to knocking the top off one from time to time.

[Clint]

Curing Blue-Balls :)

[scorpio-rob]

An Aussie one for ya, STROKING THE BLUE VEINED JUNCKET PLUNGER.

[underthedog]

RUBBING ONE OFF.........

[juiceyjackie]

this is one hubby made up for me.... since I use my bob... battery operated buddy...he calls it

bobin

[m45]

bobin bobout..
Oh ya if I could watch I'd be
A Yankin on the Crank...

[Mercury_Maniac]

scrubbin the scooter

washing the wagon

petting pee wee

corkin the pork

[nitedreamer]

Petting my fur.

[Reesa]

doin' yourself

[SOULMINER]

This might work for either sex....
Whipping up a batch

for the boys....
Making a map of Hawaii

[markkk]

beatin the purple headed warrior

[Mercury_Maniac]

rock the cock

turning the corkscrew

[Ando3]

Spanking Frank

[dicksbro]

Spunk spamming

[Swt_Sxy_Sage]

deeppink


Wankin it...lol

[gothicchik]

setting the tadpolls free!

[BIBI]

twirl the twat

[Murphy]

getting "hands on" experience

[dicksbro]

lonely love

fun with fingers

[redasnoe]

lol ok ok u got me
as i turn and twist the smell still lingers
judging as i smell sex in the air
wouldn't all the ladys care
as the truth comes bare
not naughty but all nice
to tease all that is made of spice
come and dance on my lap
as i continue my rap
come on show me your shit
and jiggle your tits
i want u all night
cause u are such a heavenly sight
no mofo or popo
is going to dirupt my flo
as i go in your twat
to a rythem that knocks
oh no better retreval
my peval and get the hell out
because i am number one
and i aint done
my skills would kill
as i sit on this stage
turning the page
and before i am gone
girl you will be sucking on my dong:cool:


oops thought it was a poetry thread anyways sit and twist

[Lovediva]

See sig line. :p :D

[dzbuster]

DOING THE PEEWEE
PLEASING THE ONE I LOVE
GETTING IT RIGHT
SAVING A $20
LOGGING
CYBERSEX

[skipthisone]

Pulling for pudding

[denny]

Frank's yank.

[cbass1976]

Knock the snot out of tommy

[denny]

Yam Jam

[dicksbro]

Tude ticklin'

[WildIrish]

Whipping up a batch of man-yogurt!

[denny]

pud-ding

[hellsbells]

smacking the monkey

[kleclere]

Slicking the whistle

[denny]

whistle dick

[dicksbro]

shaking hands with the unemployed

[denny]

greasing the pole

[dicksbro]

solo shot

[denny]

shot in the dark

[gigi]

teasing the kitty

[dicksbro]

Strokin' the shaft